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FUNNY SMS

Zindagi ko khushiyon ne pukara hai, sada muskurao aap ye sandesha humara hai, phool khilte rahe jeevan me aapke, kaanto k liye daman humara hai..

Zindgi ki asli udaan abhi baki hai,apne iradon ka imthan abhi baki hai,abhi to naapi hai mutthi bhar zamin aage abhi sara asman baki hai..!

Har pal pe apka hi naam hoga,apke har kadam par duniya kaa salaam hoga, mushkilon ka samna himmat se karna ae dost,dua he meri ek din waqt bhi apka gulam hoga.

Raate gumnam hoti hai din kisi k naam hota hai hum zindagi kuch is tarah se jite hai ki har lamha sirf aap k naam hota hai.

Medical shayari..When V breathe...V inspire...Wah wah when Vbreathe, V inspire... When V don't breathe....V expire


Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna, Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna, Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna, Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna, Aage Wale Ka Paper Apna Samajhna


falak ki jid hai, jahan bijli girane ki, hamen bhi jid hai wahan aansiyan banane ki,jamana sun raha tha bade gaor se magar,mohabbat me bhi dam hai saone sajane ki


Har ek jazbat ko zuban nahi milti.Har ek aarzu ko dua nahi milti. Muskan banaye rakho to duniya h sath.Ansu ko to ankho me bhi panah nahi milti.


Bhigi palkon k sang muskurate hai hum,pal-pal dil ko behlate hai hum,tu dur hai hum se to kya,har saans mei teri aahat paate hai hum.


Dosti nahi chahiye FOOLON jaisiJo sirf kuch pal KHUSHBHU deDosti nahi chahiye SURAJ jaisiJo her waqt AAG failati haiDosti nahi chahiye CHAND jaisiJo din mein SAATH na deDosti nahi chahiye PARCHHAI jaisiJo andhere me PICHHA chhodh deDosti chahiye SANSO jaisi jo maut tak SAATH de.


Ye ansu bhi khambqat ek pareshani hai,khushi aur gam dono ki nishani hai. samjhne walo k liye anmol aur na samjhne walo k liye pani hai..


RAAT k ANDHERE me Sara JAHANSOTA hai,Lekin kisi ki YAAD me Ek DIL rota hai. KHUDA kre K kisi par koi DIL Fida na kre, Agar kre to MAUT se pehle JUDA na kre.


Chale jayenge magar yad chod jayenge,aapke dil me apni nishani chod jayenge.Kabhi roange kabhi muskraoge,hum apni dosti ki woh Nisani chod jayenge.


Kisiki muhabbat se hammne kya paya hai, raat ki nind or din ka chan gavaya hai,kya kare hum is dil ka,jise ajj barbaad ho kar b hosh nahi aya hai.


One day Santa was climing on a tree. A Money sitting on the tree asked "Why u r climing the tree"?Santa: kele khane., Monkey: Lekin yeh to Aam ka per hai.Santa: Mujhe pata hai, iseley mai kele saath laya hoo.


Ishq ne insan ko kya se kya bana diya,kisiko kavi to kisiko katil bana diya, 2 phulon ka bojh na utha sakti thi Mumtaz or Shahjahan ne us par Tajmahal bana diya


PANI KI BUNDE PHULO KO BHIGA RAHI HAITHANDI LEHRE TAZGI JAGA RAHI HAI HO JAIYE AP BHI INME SHAMIL, PYARI SI SUBAH APKE LIYE KHUSIYAN LA RAHI HAI.


Dil se aapka khayaal jaata nahi..... Aapke siwa koi yaad aata nahi..... Hasrat hai roz aapko dekhu..... Par kambakht woh madaari aapko roz laata nahi.....


Asman se utri he,taro se sajai he,chand k chandni se nehlai h...Ae dost smbhal k rkhna ye dosti,ye rista meri zndagi bhar k kamai he.


DIL KO THAAM KAR HAR WAQT USKI YAAD MAE KHOYE RAHTE HAI HUM.AB TOH YE HALT HO GAYE HAI PYAR MAE, JAGKAR BHI SOYE RAHE RAHTE HAI HUM.


Ms Meena! Ms Meena! Ms Meena.! now u r thinking that who is Ms Meena? arey yaar I m just asking u that u miss me na?


1 lamhe me unhone zindagi savaardi,1 lamhe me unhone zindagi bigaad di,kasur unka nahi hamara tha, jo un 2 lamho me hamne zindagi guzzar Di.


Bina Chot Khaye Ehsas Nahi Hota, Har Koi Duniya Me Khas Nhi Hota, MagarJiski Aarzu Dil Se Ho Jati Hai, Vo Hi Hamare Pas Nahi Hota....


Doston ka to aana jana he, par ye dost tera purana he. is dost ko bhula na dena kabhi yaar, kyuki ye dost Aapki dosti ka deewana hai...!


Yaad aati hai to,zara kho jate haiAansu ankho mein utar aaye to,zara ro jate haiNeend to nahi aati ankho mein lekin aap khwab mein aoge yeh sochke so jate hai


Jam pe jam pine se kya faida, raat ko piyoge to subah utar jayegi. Sirf do boond hamari dosti ki pilo, sach kahte he sari jindagi nashe me geogey


Friends and friendship,its a package of feelings,nobody can make it,nobody can delete it,nobody can explain it,only one can feel it...


Ishq ik nasha hai joh dard ki gali me bikta hai.Yeh ik pal ka maza hai par zindgi bhar ki saja hai.Use mout kya maregi jo khud saja-e-ishq me fasaa hai.


Taare aasmaan mein chamakte hai , baadal duur hai phir bhi baraste hai, hum bhi kitne naadan hai, aap dil mein rehte hai aur hum milne ko taraste hai..

Aakash ke taaron me khoya hai jahan sara,lagta hai pyara ek ek tara,un taron mein sabse pyara hai ek sitara jo is waqt padh raha hai Message Hamara. SUBHRATRI.


Duniya me sabse pyaari hai teri yaari, Dekh k ye jal gayi duniya saari, Kya tumhe yaad ati nahi hamaari... To chal ab SMS karne ki teri bari...


Girls are like computer virus, They enter your life, Scan ur pocket, Transfer ur money. Edit ur mind, Download their problems, Delete ur smile and hang ur future!!


ek sardar ye sochte hue mar gaya ki meri bahan ke 2 bhai ha aour mere ek hi ha ... ha ha ha


give me answar: ager aankhin milne ke baad 2 aur 2 = 4 hoon jate hai to to 2 dil milne ke baad 1 kyu ho jate hai ..............Repaly me with a solid reason ....... its a chelling for u


PAHLE TO SHAYRON ME MRA KARTA THA MEIN.AB TO HAKIKAT ME MRNE KE DIN AA GAYE HAI.THA ARMAN BARSON PAHLE MOUT KO GALE LAGANE KA,AB VO ARMAN PURE KARNE KE DIN AA GAYE HAI


Making 100 friends in a year isn't big..but an achievement is to make a friend for 100 years. I know i ve made 1 dats u!!


waqt or khushi aapke gulam honge, har pal or pehlu aapke naam honge, jara mud kar dekhna mere dost, aapke har kadam ke niche mere haathon ke nishan honge


jaise chahte they hum unhe,woh bhi hume chahte toh kya baat hoti,paane ka armaan toh tha,bin mangey mil jate toh kya baat hoti,is dil mein pyar tha kitna,woh jaan lete toh kya baat hoti,humne manga tha unhe khuda se,woh bhi humein maang lete toh kya baat hoti


chale jayengey par yaadein suhani chod kar,aapke dil mein apni nishani chod kar,kabhi royogey kabhi muskurayogey,hum jayengey dosti ki woh kahani chod kar..


What is trust ?? Trust is a feeling that a one year child has , when you throw him in air and catch again , and he enjoys it


Intazar ke pal bitna mushkil hai,bite hue lamhe pas lana mushkil hai, jo ek bar bas jaye dilme dhadkan banke, wo pyar dil se bhulana mushkil hai.


Dosti yakeen par tiki hoti hai, Ye deewar badi mushkil se khadi hoti hai , kabhi fursat mile to padhna kitab rishton ki . DOSTI KHOON KE RISHTE SE BHI BADI HAI.


Dosti ki pyari surat ho tum. kisi ki jindgi ki jarurt ho tum. khubsoort to phul b bahut h yar mere liye phul se b badhkar khubsoort ho tum.


DIL KI DHADKAN TEJ HAI,SAASO MAE BEKRARI HAI.DIL KI DHADKAN TEJ HAI SAASO MAE BEKRARI HAI. AARE!JALDI CHECK UP KARA LAGTA HAI Dame KI BIMARI HAI.


Tanhai na paye koi kisi k sath k bad,judai na paye koi kisi se milne k bad.Na pade kisiko adat kisiki itni,k har sans bhi aye uski yad k bad....!


Lakh chahoge bhul na paoge. hum se juda hokar ji na paoge.chahe kitani bhi khusiya luta do hum par, hamari dosti ko overtake nahi kar paoge..

Mujhse mat poocho ki kyun aankhen jhuka li maine,teri tasveer thi jo tujhse chupa li maine..uspe likha tha ki teri mohabbat mere muqaddar mein nahi,yahi soch kar apne maathe ki woh lakeer mita li maine...

Saalon baad na jane kya sama hoga,hum sab doston me se jane kaun kahan hoga,fir milna hua to milenge khwabon me,jaise sukhe gulab milte hain kitabon mein:-


Hum Lafzon se kuchh bhi izhaar nahi karte iska matlab ye nahin ki hum Use pyar nahi karte Chahte hai Ushe aaj bhi par Uski soch main apna waqt bekar nahi karte Tamasha na banjaye kahin mohabat meri isliye apne dard ko dhikhya nahi karte Jo kuchh mila he usi me khush hai Uske liye Khuda se takrar nahi karte par kuch to bat hai uski fitrat mai warna use chahne ko dil bar bar nahi karta.


Galti se pyar kar baithe hum nadaan the,uski aadat uski fitrat se anjaan the,waqt ne humko khilona bana diya yaaro,warna hum bhi kabhi mehfilo ki jaan the.


Father- Raat ko tum pi k gutter mein gir gaye the. Son- Kya bataon dad GALAT SANGAT ki wajah se hua,hum 4 dost..1 bottle...Or wo teeno pite hi nahi the...

Har pal me pyaar hai,Har lamhey me khushi,Kho do to ye yaaden hai,G lo to ye zindagi....So ye LAMHA or PAL apne liye na sahi PAR mere liye to GEO.

Palbhar me toot jaye wo kasam hum nahi,dosto kobhool jaye wo hum nahi,tum hame bhool jao is baat me dum nahi.kyonki tum hame bhul jao itne burehum nahin.

kitni jaldi yeh mulakat guzar jati hai,pyaas bhujti nahi barsat guzar jati hai,apni yadon se keh do is tarah na aaya karein,neend aati nahi aur raat guzar jati hai.

ek pal ka ehsaas ban kar aate ho tum,dusre hi pal khushbu ki tarah ud jate ho tum,jante ho tanhaiyon se dar lagta hai,phir bhi humein tanha chod jate ho tum

Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro boli"Shukriya Bhai Jan

yeh aansu na hote aankhon mein,toh aankhein itni khoobsurat na hoti,yeh dard na hota dil mein,toh khushi ki keemat pata na hoti,yeh bewafai na ki hoti waqt ne,toh wafa ki kabhi chahat na hoti,agar mangne se puri ho jati muradein,toh uss khuda ki kabhi zarurat nahi hoti...

Na chaho itna hume chahaton se daar lagta hai,na aao itna kareeb judai se daar lagta hai,tumhari wafaon pe bharosa hai par apni "kissmat" se daar lagta hai..!

Na chaho itna hume chahaton se daar lagta hai,na aao itna kareeb judai se daar lagta hai,tumhari wafaon pe bharosa hai par apni "kissmat" se daar lagta hai..!


Nigahen aapki pehchan hai hamari,Muskarahat aapki shan hai hamari,Karna hifazat tum apni,Kyounki sanse aapki jaan hain hamari.


Log apna banake chod dete hai.Rishta gairo se jod lete hai..Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake.Log to dil bhi tod dete hai.


Nigahen aapki pehchan hai hamari,Muskarahat aapki shan hai hamari,Karna hifazat tum apni,Kyounki sanse aapki jaan hain hamari.

Jis pal KHUDA ne tumhe banaya hoga,hajaaro sal dekha hoga,lakho saal nihara hoga,aur fir 1 bar jarur socha hoga,,,,,ABE YE HAI KYA..!!!

Pyar sigaar ki tarh hota hai,AAG ke roop me shuru hota hai,DHUYEN ki tarh badta hai aur RAAKH ke rup me khtam ho jaata hai.


A true friend is not like the RAIN which pours and goes away... A true friend is like the AIR, Sometimes silent but always around you.

Life never leaves u empty. It always replaces everything u lost! If it asks u 2 put something down.Its bcoz it wants u to pick up something better.

Aap se dur kaise reh pate, dil se apko kaise bhula pate, kaash aap sapno ke alawa sheeshe me base hote, khud ko bhi dekte to aap nazar aate..


Palko par apni baithaya hai tumhe,Badi duaon k baad paya hai tumhe,Aasani se nahi mile tum,NATIONAL ZOO PARK SE CHURAYA HAI TUMHE.

Punditji ne apke mobile ki rashi dekh kar bataya hai ki apke mobile pe Kanjusi ki Maha Dasha Mandra rahi hai. Turant mujhe dher sare SMS bhej ke Grah ki Shanti karen.. Dhanyavad

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Aisa nahi ki aap unse pyar nahi karte,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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